Fruity Brian

A Fruity Brian is an incredibly gay but closeted man who can't stop talking about penises.

"Is Fruity Brian talking about penises again?"

by Fruity Brian July 13, 2024

Brian

Brian is a guy with the biggest butt to ever live his butt is so huge it jiggles every time he walks. He is also super sexy his hands are always sweaty cause he’s to sexy for his own body. He Loves to shake his butt in the shower sexy Brian sexy Brian he also loves to throw himself down the stairs. Brian is just a crazy chicken man. I rate 10/10

Brian likes to poop

by Whhwhwjwuwkendb February 6, 2022

Brian

Brian, what a guy. Brian is someone that comes to your life when you least expect it. He's a brilliant guy though sometimes he doesn't put all his effort into his academics. Brian likes joking a lot and when he likes a girl damn- it's just his world 24/7. He tends to stare deep into one's eye without fear yet doesn't confess until months later. He's really smart with his use of words and he isn't scared to present infront of a class but if his crush is there he gets a little nervous. Brian is a guy that makes you laugh at the smallest things you might even cringe but it's all fun and games. Be warned though.. once there's not really communication with a Brian, you guys will never talk again. He suddenly hides from you yet he will try to get some glimpses of you. Brian's are just mysterious but leave you with great memories. Dont loose connection with a Brian. What a guy

Omg look it's Brian!
No way, I have a class with Brian again.

by 2007baby:3 November 21, 2023

Mollie Brian

Mollie Brian is a fascinating person who is amazing to be around. She can be really funny and make you laugh. Also she is very pretty but doesn’t realise that. If you know a Mollie Brian, then you are lucky 😎

Yo it’s a mollie Brian

by Smith_Ben. November 6, 2020

Brian Thomas Jr.

The best athlete to ever play the game of football. 6'4 and standing at 205 pounds, he's a great deep threat and can dust his defender with his long strides. Clearly overshadowed by Malik Nabers and Drew Graves (😤🍃) Also won the award for most attractive man back to back to back starting in 2021. 63 catches for 1,117 yards and 17 tds, leading the fcs. Best receiver to ever come out of LSU, hometown being Walker, Louisiana.

Who is the GOAT of all sports?

Gotta be Brian Thomas Jr.

by BrianThomasfrfr January 26, 2024

brian

the best, you will often see him hanging out with introverts. he's never sexist, and will know if something is wrong. never let him go.

'imagine being friends with a brian, i wish it were me.'

by lixiesfreckles March 13, 2021

Brian Moment

A "Brian Moment" can be used in two different ways. It is typically added at the end of a sentence. It can define anything even slightly out of the ordinary, or weird (Similar to the "Only at Miller Grove" meme), or it can be used to describe when a teammate in a competitive sport/game does something counter-productive to your team. (ex. Scoring on your own net in soccer). If you see anything out of the ordinary happen around you, instead of ignoring it, please feel free to say "Brian Moment" to whatever happened.

Example 1: Hey, did you see that guy own-goal? That's a Brian Moment!

Example 2: If somebody aggressively shit their pants during class, that would be classified as a Brian Moment.

Example 3: Somebody drops something. You could reply to that by saying "Brian Moment"

by Sacculish November 16, 2020