April 24

National smash your Bf/gf/crush day

Me:Hey baby it’s April 24

Her: bet daddy

by Yesssirrrrrrrrrr November 24, 2021

April 4th

the hottest people are always born on this day. for example Robert Downey Jr, Heath Leadger, me and you.

person: omg they’re so hot
another person: they must be born on April 4th

by ur_mum770 ;) November 25, 2021

april 5

National host a nerf battle day

Friend: hello
Me:let's host a nerf battle
Friend: really?!?!

Me: yea it's april 5

by zachnerfer December 17, 2021

April 27

My Birthday??? And National Punch your best friend day-

Remee: Its Teresa's birthday!
Makayla: Yeah but its April 27th.. Its also National Punch your best friend da- ACK-
Me: EHEHEHE LOVE YOU KAY AS A FRIEND!

by Teresa_isNeptunic March 16, 2022

april 13

people born on april 13 are hot as fuck and can bust a huge nut

person 1: Did you hear? people born on April 13 are super hot!
person 2: I also heard they can bust huge nuts!

by NeoAidxn March 30, 2022

April 3

Kyle Lowry Day, a day made to honor Raptors Legend Kyle Lowry's return to playing in Toronto.

Person 1: It's April 3? Kyle Lowry returned to Toronto today!!

by c4pe3 April 3, 2022

April 5th

April 5th is the day where the answer to all questions is ‘suck your mum’ or just ‘your mum’

Person 1: Ayo what day is it

Person 2: your mum

Person 1: oh it must be April 5th

by xoxo dumb bitch :) April 4, 2022