retard yankee

An american that can’t differentiate you and you’re, probably has never taken his shoes off since mama bought him his first pairs of vans.
by gulugu February 03, 2020
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retard smash

A move commonly used by retards directly after witnessing their non retarded siblings play Super Smash Bros. This move is generally used in combination with retard rage and retard strength. Pretty much it when the tard in question starts smashing shit for no reason other than pure retard enjoyment.
Hey Billy what the hell is your retarded brother doing with the kitchen table over his head? Oh, he's just doing some retard smashing. Retard smashing? Yeah he's all retard raging and picking up heavy shit and smashing it... Don't worry he won't hurt you!
by Project Kdizzle February 15, 2014
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abominable retard

A grown ass man or woman that wears a full on snow suit in public place such as work or a shopping mall.
Look who walked in the door is that who I think it is? Yep it’s the abominable retard herself.
by Homeless Guy's pants January 31, 2018
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retarded ewalk

The process forming a two prong shocker by twisting your index finger and middle finger together and then your ring and pinky finger in the same fashion. After doing so you, insert one of the two forms into the vaginal area and other in the rectum; wiggling them ferociously inside while rubbing the clit with your thumb.
Dude me and that bitch got crazy, not only did i finger her, but i gave her the retarded ewalk and she took it like a champ.

I have one goal tonight and it's to retarded ewalk a bitch.
by BASMAN99 July 21, 2009
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retard shit

This term should instead be referred to a moment rather than a person, place, or thing. perhaps when trying to make something function when without any given instruction, the party with subject manner at hand has severe difficulty completing the task because they didn't lookup how to or proper instructions were lost/destroyed - they try to tinker with their creativity skills and end up taking forever complete the task.
* also this may best relate to a 'tweaker moment', - when something isn't quite right with trying operating something with no credential or training/ backround experience therefore this DIY approach was taken way out of proportion and may take the individual forever to complete, because they don't know wtf they're doing, long story short. Something as frustrating as this sounds is what i call "retard shit" from trying to function without important parts or tools to get something to work.
example: "I don't have the patients for this 'retard shit' - trying to go out of my way to do this will make me be late for school! Find someone else to help you bruh! I give up."

scenerio: when trying to fix a spray bottle that is not spraying contents, when no instructions came equipped with the merchandise (spray nozzle and bottle) - yet, there may be a tube and little plastic components that are also fixxed with the nozzle part, that might need to lock in or be fixiated a certain way to make function properly.
by niteridet December 03, 2019
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verbal retard

A verbal retard is some one who speks compleatly in slang to the point it is frustrating to talk to them and some times even hard to understand them even if you and the verbal retard grew up in the same city
person 1 where ya wanna ga to night like
person 2 sorry what i did not understand you
person 1 whats the matta like are ya def or something
person 2 sorry you must be a verbal retard i cant understand a word you just seid
by Emmologist October 05, 2014
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