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Brian L

Brian is a masculine name that can be described as the reason the people he loves are always taken care of. He's incredibly kind and would give the shirt off his back to help someone in need. His family is always taken care of by him and even when he feels he can't handle it, he does anyway and makes it very hard for anyone else to see. Its a very special thing to be named Brian, even more special to be loved by one.
"I am in love with Brian L"
by Hisgfforver January 31, 2024
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Brian

A sensitive boy who likes watching movies in the dark. Gets angry at games and gets very upset sometimes.
Boy: yo do u wanna watch a movie

Brian: cool but it’s got to be in the dark
Boy: okkk then
by Yoyotitoturieud December 21, 2019
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brian simkins

the most retarded kid you have ever met. definitely has a 1 centimeter penis and no girls. and btw, that 1 centimeter is his height as well. don’t recommend being friends with a brian
by 1 millimeter defeater July 29, 2022
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My Brian

A misspelling of "My brain". Typically used in shitty kahoots that you play with your friends in 6th fucking grade.
Do you want to play my brian kahoot?
by FAUBCOK December 11, 2024
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Brian

A cool dude that will always be ur friend
Brian is a beast at c-ops
by Markiscool53728 December 10, 2018
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Brian

A man born in 0AD in the stable next to Jesus Christ where he was mistaken for the redeemer by the Three Wise Men. He lived a rather boring life until he re-encountered Jesus at the Sermon at the Mount where he and his mother could not hear his preaching due to the factors of their distance from the lord and the bickering of a very stereotypical Jewish man and a man with a very large nose. While working at his menial job at the Colosseum selling snacks such as Otters noses he is recruited by the Judean Peoples Front who's aim is to reclaim Judea from the Romans. Through his acts of terror, he comes face to face with Pontious Pilate and is sentenced to Crucifixion, whilst running from the Romans he is mistaken for the Messiah and attracts a following to his dismay. He is eventually caught by the Romans and dies as a martyr whilst singing with the very stereotypical Jewish man prior mentioned. God bless Brian.
Person 1: Did you see that Brian fella, he's the Messiah!

Brians's Mother: HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY. NOW PISS OFF!
by Akshi13 May 2, 2022
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Brian

Snitch Boy aka Big Boy Narc. Invite him to gay knife and be prepared to lose all your girls to him.
“Who’s the snitch boy? Oh, Brian.”
by Lotion69 November 9, 2020
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