Covid-18

When the child you groomed for the past 10 years finally turns 18 and wants to sleep with you but you suddenly lose attraction for them and say that you can’t cus you caught Covid.

Sorry I can’t hang out tonight. I caught Covid-18

by Beaglemaster69 April 17, 2022

iOS 18

For some reason because of the scale of the actual iOS 18 update, and the amount of celebrities cancelled around that time, a personal metaphor for overly restrictive, even by a little, safety measures that aren’t posted to Instagram due to the highlight reel effect. For example, Instagram banned adults from DM’ing teens under 18, or a dad telling his young adult son to always avoid hugging his young cousin of an opposite gender, including good morning and good night hugs, and going into his room when the door is open, unless with direct parental consent every time.

I blame me feeling as sad as when my crush moved away and got a boyfriend on “iOS 18”.

by LukeyBearUD December 03, 2024

October 18 - Fuck a bestfriend day

Fuck your bestfriend for free. Bois lets go fuck your bestfriends.

Guy: Wanna fuck?
Girl: But i'm you bestfriend that's weird.
Guy: But it's October 18 - Fuck a bestfriend day.

by 12whotfisyou October 17, 2019

18 wheel lock up

when you shit your pants and messy and hard

Oh shit think just had 18 wheel lock up

by dragonmate February 15, 2016

July 18, 2008

If the person was born on July 18, 2008 then are very sinful.

July 18, 2008

by Unknown_#%#% December 15, 2021

18 bang book

The list of 18+ people that a 17 year old wants to bang or do sexual activities with when they are 18 years of age (the normalized age of consent globally)

I’m definitely putting Mark Zuckerberg in the 18 bang book meta quest is too good for zuck to not get fucked

by Thatsabruhmoment July 05, 2023

9/12/18

The day Boca Juniors died in Madrid

Y VA EL TERCERO Y VA EL TERCERO Y GOL DE RIVER GOL DE RIVER GOOOOOOOOOOL. Hoy 9/12/18 Boca murió en Madrid

by 1ro argentina 2ndo francia May 12, 2024