To have sex with an extremely hot woman, while fingering four other girls, 2 with each hand while "toe-ing" 2 more girls, one with each foot. Basically to "Zach" is to have sex with as many girls as possible, using every single body part capable of penetration.
by Barrazza October 22, 2013
He is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet! Nice to everyone unless they annoy him. He is STRAIGHT. Great sense of humor and personality! He doesn't like being mean, so if he's mad at you, he'll probably ignore you. Extremely flirtatious! He is special in an amazing way! He's also really smart, but people call him stupid and he believes it. Probably the most popular in school! He's very athletic, playing many sports, but his favorite is soccer. And he's the hottest guy alive! One look at him and your heart will melt! You'll instantly fall for him, and if you're lucky enough to get to know him more, be nice to him, listen, never abandon him, never call him stupid, gay, or immature, and NEVER LET HIM GO. If you do, know your heart will shatter. If you're close as peas in a pod, don't anger him. Or he'll break your heart.
"Zach got an A+ on last week's math test! He got the only A+ in the whole grade!"
"Really? "
"Yes!"
"Well he's perfect in every way! What else would you expect?"
"Really? "
"Yes!"
"Well he's perfect in every way! What else would you expect?"
by Sophia.gymnastics June 28, 2018
A sweet, nerdy, smart, funny bad-ass with a sappy romantic streak. Likes to be a hero and save people. Looks like a euro-pop star who will never appear to be older than 17 even when he is 50. He is a metalhead and a terrible speller. Very kinky. My soul mate.
by yellowroseoftexas August 21, 2012
A cunty guy with such a big forehead that it takes up the entire room, all of his friends make fun of him for it. His forehead also has the power to summon an army of sea animals because of the trident it beholds.
by Donard veliu August 21, 2019
Your best friend. The kind of guy who can always make you laugh when you are sad and you can't help but fall for him.
by Wickersham4 June 28, 2011