Yoda me

A request for guidance on a subject that the asker is unfamiliar or out of touch with.

Geoff: Man I haven't been clubbing in years, Dave will you yoda me?
Dave: mmm, darker shirt must you wear to not look like glowstick in the blacklight, yes?
Geoff: Thanks, and stay close when we get there in case I get nervous
Dave: Worry not young Jedi, easy are the girls of London.

by Lucothefish September 7, 2009

bean yoda

bean yoda is a yoda that had too much poo that it explodes and becomes bean yoda

shaila just saw a bean yoda appear from the distance

by cervezz May 19, 2019

Yoda Flip

To take Ketamine (Special K) on top of Ecstasy while also tripping on LSD.

Last night became amazing when John brought Ketamine while we were already rolling and tripping. I would yoda flip everyday if I could.

by aLeVi8YRMinD March 20, 2019

Pepsi Yoda

A legendary Discord bot.

Pepsi Yoda is offline, hopefully it will be online again soon.

by Pepsi Yoda is Awesome April 9, 2021

Baby Yoda

The reincarnation of Jesus. He flies around in a white chariot blessing pure memes to those who deserve it. He's also the literal fucking cutest thing in existence no cap.

"Tell me Chad, who died for our sins?"
"Baby Yoda."

by Rat Of The Sea November 26, 2019

Yoda Stick

A yoda stick is a glow in the dark condom.

Dude I need to buy some more yoda sticks for me and my girl.

by SAM:> April 15, 2009

Yoda-Talk

Changing the order of words in a sentence as the Jedi Yoda from Star Wars would. It makes the sentences a drunk person speaks funnier and very laughable.

Dam that cats funny, he yoda-talks like no one else I know!

"Read the dirty magazines you will."
"Rubbed one out you have?"
"Young one failed, you have not"

by Biff Justice October 19, 2005