ass wrangler

a person who indulges in the fine taste of bum nectar

erik wrangles alot of bumholes for their sweet juices, he is the biggest "ass wrangler"

by big andy c May 8, 2007

Unicorn Wrangler

A person who is capable of accomplishing the near impossible, and is highly desirable .

She's a unicorn wrangler

by datphatchick September 5, 2017

piss wrangler

someone who tries to catch there piss in a jar.

Ha Ha you aren't a good piss wrangler!

by Fro Man August 13, 2007

Wrinkle Wrangler

A person that's unusually sexually attracted to extremely wrinkly old people

He was called the Wrinkle Wrangler for his sexually driven obsession with old people and their wrinkles.

by Honeybuns February 9, 2017

spaghetti wrangler

A collector of pubes.

Tom: I trimmed myself last night
Bob: Did you keep them?
Tom: Who do you think I am? A spaghetti wrangler?

by you are a *Beep* sandwich May 5, 2011

Skank wrangler

Skank Wranglers, as seen at any event where paid-for-appearing good-looking women are escorted through crowds, The escort is the Skank wrangler, that is, a old and/or weird dude who shows the skanks where to go, keeps them on schedule, and mostly keeps the riff-raff from getting too close.

The Skank wrangler is usually a bit foppish, nebbish or weird. He needs to be odd enough that the marks for the Skanks retail good looks don't see the Skank wrangler as competition for the wrangled skanks potential affections.

The Skank Wrangler had his figurative hands full trying to wrangle blonde triplets through NASCAR pit lane.

by Wrangler of Skanks August 18, 2011

shit wrangler

A shitwrangler is simpley someone or something that has to deal with shit or wrestles in it.

we totally got that kid to wrangle the shit out of the RV.

by long eyelashes September 14, 2003