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Meef Wellington

A males post-sex fart whilst still inside of their partner.
“I felt the need to make a Meef Wellington in my wife this morning. ‘Tis the season!”

“All of this sex is making me hungry… Meef Wellington?”
by Brucey Balls 33 December 12, 2024
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Kink Wellington

It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.
After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.
by Indec1sive April 1, 2025
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Wellington lembalemba

This is an upcoming artist from Zambia,Lusaka that comes from a place which has no music talent. He got recognized after dropping an Afro track called Low. Wellington lembalemba is also a high ranking member of a Gang called Zoot block (ZBG)
by Natasha115 February 13, 2022
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Wellington lembalemba

This is an upcoming rapper from zambia that has a huge knob and is about to make history with his unique music vibe.
by Natasha115 October 28, 2021
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cooking a wellington

The act of wrapping a welshmans john thomas in tin foil and gently warming over a scented candle flame
I can't come out tonight, I'm cooking a wellington
by yyoogghhuurrtt December 19, 2013
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wellington handbag

the act or act of slapping a womens' face with your penis until it bruises, then taking her to wellington nz buying her a handbag with a hole in it and her giving you a blowy whilst performing the same act
hey gerrard i just wellington handbagged your mum and sister

so thats why you were away for 12 days

yep
by tomcollins10166 November 22, 2010
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Beef Wellington Article

Google “Beef Wellington Article” and that will explain the joke
by Beef Wellington February 5, 2024
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