Fandangler

A piece of shit dried and stuck in the hair around your ass hole

Female- Gross, you have a fandangler hanging around your asshole! I’m outta here! Wash your ass!!!

Man- Damn my hairy ass! I’m never getting laid again……

by Dingis McFatnuts April 19, 2024

wopdangle

The act of coating one's balls in a combination of food and feces, then proceeding to dangle them in a partner or friends face. The receiver then caresses and suckles the testicles until they are clean enough to start the process again.

Jesse: "Simon gave me a wopdangle last night, the combination tasted great!"

by The Wopdangler July 22, 2024