anaconda vortex

An asshole where nothing bigger than a pea can ever be passed. The holy grail of anal sex. If you dare to enter, resulting in marks on one's johnson that look like severe rug burn.

Did you hear what Carl unleashed on George last night in the upstairs office? The full fury of the anaconda vortex was in effect!

by Lovell from UT October 22, 2010

wiki-vortex

Searching wikipedia for a specific subject but clicking on a link within the article and following on through an increasingly tangenital succession of information.

I skipped lunch today because a search for foods containing HDL's led me into a wiki-vortex. I'm still hungry, but now I have a fractal understanding of neuro-science.

by postmodemist December 29, 2013

Gravity Vortex

Good for 2 weeks until it's dirty and uncleanable. Wasted $200 on a bong you can't clean and only usable for 2 weeks. Plus, you suck up air through the down stem and suck up resin to my lungs.

Dude, that gravity vortex is grimey!

by Jeffy the Deffy January 16, 2008

Polar Vortex

1.) A Polar Bear's ass, anal opening, or butthole.
2.) A human's ass, anal opening, or butthole in the Winter when the temperature is below 0' degrees.

1.)The Polar Bear took a dump and got shit all over it's Polar Vortex.
2.) It's so cold outside, my Polar Vortex is freezing

by Oldschool Rocker January 7, 2014

Yes Vortex

A self-reinforcing pattern of speech common in third world countries where the respondent answers every question with "yes", even when the correct answer is "no". The Yes Vortex can be almost impossible to leave as the respondent tries harder and harder to please the questioner by answering in the affirmative.

A typical yes vortex can be as follows:

Question: "You guys don't have any ice tea, do you?"
Answer: "Yes."
Question: "Do you mean, 'yes you do'; or 'no you don't'?"
Answer:" "Yes."
Question: "No I am asking if you do, or you don't."
Answer: "Yes."

by Jiggle Swami September 14, 2011

Black Vortex

When you incorrectly perform a donkey punch on a female and end up with an unconscious girl with an extremely tight butthole caused by her entire nervous system going into shock after you've incorrectly donkey punched her in the back of the head. The butthole may be so tight as to prevent removal, sucking the dick in deeper like quicksand.

"The other night I stuck my cock in a Dyson vacuum."
"Oh, like a Black Vortex?"

by RogerRappit November 26, 2011

Facebook Vortex

1. a place in Facebook, created by the human mind, where "late" messages, and notifications are sucked into, resulting in delayed arrival. The subconscious mind creates this to make an excuse for forgetting to reply, for lack of attention, and for flat out ignoring someone on Facebook.

2. an actual place in Facebook where messages and notifications are sucked into causing delayed arrival.
**** This is an unexplained and *RARE* phenomenon****

1.Mitch: July 20 at 12:39pm
hey we still gonna hang saturday? :)

Marie: July 25 at 1:34pm
i JUST got this! SO sorry!
it would'nt have worked anyways, i was busyyyyy

Mitch: July 25 at 1:41pm
i saw you on chat the last couple days. it's like it got sucked into a Facebook Vortex or something.

Marie: July 25 at 1:56pm
i KNOW! fucked up, eh?

2."What the hell???? She commented on this TWO fucking days ago! It's like it got trapped in a Facebook Vortex or some shit."

by mitchmatsch July 25, 2011