DST Vortex

DST Vortex ( or DSTV ) is the vortex in which those with varying degrees of DST compliant time keeping devices get lost due to recent DST changes.

Boss: Why the crap were you late this morning?
Employee: My time keeping devices, which are new enough to keep DST but too old to recognize the recent DST changes, changed time erroneously, causing great confusion and tardiness.
Boss: Oh. You mean you got stuck in the DST Vortex?
Employee: Yeah, that.
Boss: Dork.

by gbot November 16, 2007

vomit vortex

The vomit vortex is created by driving at excessive speeds down the pensacola bridge following 11 hours of binge drinking. The vortex creator needs to consume fish tacos prior to departure, lean over, and puke into the car's slipstream, creating a vomit vortex.

Dude that was a vomit Vortex

by warion July 13, 2010

Vocal vortex

A person who, once they start talking, will not shut the fuck up; an inescapable conversation.

I asked Susan if she simply liked dogs and she ended up talking to me for 30 minutes. She's such a vocal vortex!

by drkrappenschitz May 21, 2018

ICS Vortex

A literal clean vocals god. Also plays the bass. Member of the metal bands Arcturus, Lamented Souls, Borknagar, and formerly a member of the iconic band Dimmu Borgir.

Wow, have you heard ICS Vortex's new track? It's amazing.

by vibing parrot November 15, 2020

Devil Vortex Sawblades

A meme refers to those "stupid sawblade placements" that circulating roughly on 2020. The original was came from ToshDeluxe's Devil Vortex fake verification video, which people point up the wrongly sawblades rotating. This led to a massive joke around 2020, where people posting a still image of Devil Vortex Sawblades and even more recreation pictures, and it was in Ludwig's r/place.

Bro look at those Devil Vortex sawblades that I can't stop laugh of how funny it was!

by clustifle649 August 16, 2022

Internet Vortex

When you continually tell yourself that you are going to do something productive with your day, but you find something interesting on the internet and then something else. Then you look at the clock and you've wasted your whole day.

James made a to-do list, he then got on his computer and was sucked into the internet vortex, achieving nothing on his to-do list.

by YourMomEatsMayo November 24, 2013

Banana Vortex

The act of inserting the bottom ends of multiple bananas, usually at least 4, into the rectum and having the other ends point outward as to make a vortexical opening into the anus; bananas can sometimes be frozen

My friends and I like to give each other banana vortexs.

by TheMoeyJaxter March 27, 2015