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National Beat up a White Kid Day

On May 30 any kid can beat up a white kid no matter what.
I beat up Kevin on National Beat up a White Kid Day
by Squiggly20850 May 9, 2019
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April 17th is the designated day for sticking Cheetos up your butt, posting it on your only fans, and making hella money off it.
Guy 1: Yo today's April 17th, you know what that means..

Guy 2: Oh shit it's Make Money Off Sticking Cheetos Up Your Butt Day already??? Sick.
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On December 23, you must cease all arguments, memes and conversations about furries. This ropes in anti furries, too

Seriously just shut the fuck up about beating furries or being a furry and partaking in these god awful days
"ewww furry art, go kys"

"Careful, you aren't allowed to talk about furries on Shut the Fuck Up About Furries Seriously Just Shut the Fuck Up day"
by anonynonmous December 18, 2020
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National Beat Up Your Mexican Friend Day.

October 10th is the national day where you can beat up your Mexican friends.
For October 10th, I beat up my Mexican friend because it was National Beat Up Your Mexican Friend Day.
by joseph stalin 00 October 10, 2023
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Beat up a Youtuber Day

On February 10th you are allowed to assault a Youtuber with no consequences at all!
by SomeSuper February 8, 2023
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National Beat Up A Libtard Day

A day celebrated every year on April 6th that involves beating up any libtard the left wing who does not believe in conservative ideologies. This day can be celebrated via: assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a non-deadly weapon, slapping a liberal with a comically large hot dog, wood chipper, and reporting them to immigration authorities.
I caught my son reading his liberal math textbook; I'm going to put him in a wood chipper on National Beat Up a Libtard Day!
by CharlieFriction April 5, 2025
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