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UBS (unstable butthole syndrome)

UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is a condition that forms in males or females usually brought on by hot wings, bean soup, cheap late night burritos, or extremely spicy food. Causes your butthole to feel like there’s a blow torch by it all day and you feel like you will blow a hole in your underwear without warning.
Jim: hey Fred you going to the gym tonight?
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night
by Mjc1125 December 3, 2018
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Ubed

Ubed is an indirect Quranic name for boys that means “servant”, as in “servant of Allah”. Ubed is the name of many companions of the Prophet ﷺ, such as Ubed al-Ansari and Ubed Abu Abdurrahman. It is derived from the AIN-B-D root which is used in many places in the Quran.
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Ube

Pronounced "oob". Used as a verb by Uber drivers to reference time spent driving for the company.
I had a couple of hours to kill between work and the gym so I decided to Ube for a while to make money.
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UBS , " Usual bacchanalian crap . is a person that has grown tired of abusing sex and drugs.
This UBS lifestyle have made me grown leery of the nightlife.
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