Used to describe a person who is worse than both a "Cock" and a "Knob". Someone who more like the offspring of a cock and a knob, if it were possible for one to mate with the other.
Person A: Man, that dude just told my supervisor it was me who broke the TV, he knows I'll lose my job over it.
Person B: What a typical cock knob.
Person B: What a typical cock knob.
by BH7 February 02, 2011
yea they are hot as shit, but they are assholes too. they use girls like its their job but the girls dont seem to do anything about it. they just fall on their knees and give them head whenever they want it. landon guys are such players and all they know how to do is get boned and play lacrosse. the only problem with them getting head is that they have small dicks. they convince themselves that they have big cocks which is why at sleep overs they compare their dick sizes...hhmmmm
Landon Guy: My penis is fucking huge...let me just whip it out
Random Girl: EWWW!! that thing is tiny...is it a chode??!
Random Girl: EWWW!! that thing is tiny...is it a chode??!
by we know your little secrets boys January 04, 2005
Someone who tried to show off and fails and hits a crowd, wall, or another car. Or just runs off the road into a ditch
Did you see that GT500 Mustang hit that white Ram leaving the meet?
Yeah man, typical mustang driver.
Yeah man, typical mustang driver.
by 08stanggang August 09, 2017
Whenever something good happens in a baseball video game it is a typical Kenny, the opposite of a typical Jimmy.
by JHHWILD July 24, 2004
Megan is a typical lunch eater.
by Lipz April 18, 2005
a caucasian male or female who spends time either watching or playing tennis, drinking coffee from starbucks or doing yoga. they either work at a normal day job or are in college getting a degree to be a teacher or nurse, in which they will never use.
by ponybalogna February 03, 2018
Basically a basic white girl, but extra feminist and acts like they are oppressed bc they are "colored", also is smart and loves buzzfeed, and forever21
that typical asian girl
by badbitchmuhammad August 08, 2017