totes cereal

a combination of something both totally and serious. totes cereal is a LA based phenomenon.

ryan: "alex is such a crack-mess monster."
yuni: "totes cereal."

by yuni kim February 11, 2008

Totes Dig

Meaning, Totally Digital. Digital pronounced 'di-juh'

A phrase used to describe something that is technology driven, or "tech first". Common vernacular for the modern day Millennial working in a tech company.

1. The company is totes dig
2. What's San Francisco Bay Area like? A: Totes Dig

by totesdig March 12, 2020

totes magotes

An awkward way to say "totally" when trying to act cool.

Coined in the 2009 film "I Love You, Man"

Guy #1: Hey, we watching the game at my place tonight?
Guy #2: Yeah. Totally. Totes magotes, man.
Guy #1: ..Nevermind.

by whitemamba March 31, 2009

tote feelings

this is when someone is holding a grudge, or is upset with you for some apparent reason and not talking to you. They are said to be toting feelings.

"Wa wrong with you? You still vex?! Doh be tote feelings nah"

by brown jaguar May 09, 2010

tote the scrot

to cup ones scrotum with ones hand and walk briskly, typically performed whilst shopping for stuff to adorn said scrot (i.e. tassles, beads or jewels)

Larry: "please ask your mom to assist me as I tote the scrote this afternoon at the dollar general store"

Clark: "why I oughta"

by cornfritter October 25, 2010

Totes Adorbs

adj. Abbreviation of "Totally Adorable." Used when one sees something that causes squealing, clapping and overall giddyness due to something being of extreme cuteness and/or adorableness.

Aw omg! The kitties in the pet shop are totes adorbs!

by xbailaxconmigox August 12, 2011

Totes McGotes

Totally

Bianca: "Lets all go out after the test!"
Craig: "Totes Mcgotes! I'm so down!"

by Bianx11 October 12, 2011