sucks ass thru a straw

for when u think things really can't get any worse
a situation or person is very disappointing, annoying, upsetting, substandard, displeasing, unfulfilling

my job sucks ass thru a straw!
also see sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw

by jobsworth February 15, 2005

drive-thru

A sexual position, similar to doggie-style, in which the couple are standing up, and, at the moment of climax, the partner in the rear pushes the partner in front over, causing them to fall and get be-spunked. In its truest form, the drive-thru should only take a few seconds.

I took her to the drive-thru last night and gave her exact change!

by tacobueno December 19, 2008

Texas Drive-Thru

While youre having sex with a girl you shove a matchbox car up her ass to "mark your territory"

Got some strange from another girl after the bar last night and gave her the ole texas drive-thru.

by Matteoooo C September 13, 2011

come thru move

1. When a dude brings a female ova the first time for the sole purpose of having sex.

2. Using seductive moves to loosen up or lower a female's guard in order to have sex.

3. The best way to get some ass the first meeting; usually accomplished when the man stimulates multiple areas of the woman's body at the same time; done by kissing the neck, playing with the titties, and finger fucking her pussy all at the same time.

Dude 1 - So how it go last night?
Dude 2 - Yea I smashed...

Dude 1 - Dats wassup...u got it the first night...
Dude 2 - Yea u know...my come thru move never fails...

by RipDaJacka April 19, 2008

Korean Drive Thru

giving a woman oral while she is driving, Opposite of 'Road Head'

yo man did you give her a Korean Drive Thru last night?

by 27. 5 January 23, 2009

thru

Common misspelling of 'through' due to laziness and/or ignorance.

Carl: Hey, let's go to the drive-thru!
Paul: No thanks, I don't eat food from a company with English skills of a 3-year-old.

by Morris Fairfax October 29, 2005

Thrombosis of the poop shoot

This term is from the late 50s and is used to describe an unidentifiable ass problem.

Why’s Joe so grumpy today?
Ah, don’t pay any attention to him; he has thrombosis of the poop shoot.

Where’s Joe?
He’s in the can again. I think he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.
Must be from the refried beans he had last night.

Where’s Joe?
He’s gone to the doctors. His girlfriend gave it to him up the ass with her strap-on and now he thinks he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.

by RobbieJor March 23, 2005