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Jewish Turtleneck

“He got in a bad car wreck, so now he wears a jewish turtleneck.”
by TaeBigg June 16, 2025
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Arizona turtleneck

When you pour sand into the foreskin of an uncircumcised male
Anakin Skywalker hated it when Padmé Amidala spiced up their honeymoon an Arizona Turtleneck.
by stnapkid January 3, 2020
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Turtleneck

If someone wears a turtleneck , it means that they want to get fucked
Hey girl, I see you’re wearing a turtleneck. Want to go back to my place?
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Glazed Turtleneck

When a man ejaculates onto his partner’s excess foreskin.
There’s nothing I love more than when Felipe treats me to a piping hot glazed turtleneck.
by Pat MacGroyn February 14, 2021
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Turtleneck head

Someone who's "touching cloth" (in serious need of a shit and is breaching the gate) and has a prolapsed rectum
John: that guy with the pink ribbons walking a bit tight swift?
Fred: obviously got turtleneck head calling
by Bannotti March 22, 2017
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turtleneck sweat

Something all uncircumcised chaps encounter in humid weather, sweat under the hood.
Uncut turtleneck sweater
"My girlfriend always gets major boob-sweat in this weather."
"Oh yeah? You know Jaques the exchange student on the soccer team? He's always going on and on about turtleneck sweat during practice. Which is weird because our uniform is a v-neck"
by Darth Wittious October 20, 2015
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