Zach Porter

Lead singer in The Tragic Thrills. Very beautiful. It has also been concluded that he is Jesus.

Person: "Do you know who Zach Porter is?"

Me: "Oh, you mean Jesus? Yeah."

by trulymelina December 13, 2013

Joey Porter

The baddest mother fucker alive. Plays outside linebacker for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Did you see Joey Porter just fuck up Carson Palmer? Yeah, he's such a badass!

by JoePa87 December 6, 2006

Gay As Porter

Usually meaning your extremely gay, or one of those fags that rides a harley, and can also mean that you have turrets and are painfully awkward.

Guy: Hey whats up*twitches*

Girl: WTF?

Guy: So you wanna get down and dirty?*(twitches)

Girl: Why the fuck are you twitching so much?

Gay as porter is typically shortened to "GAP"

by AldrichAmes September 19, 2010

Dirty Porter

A person that loves to have 10 girls at a time. Usually a younger person, around middle school. Loves to get dirty and normally is about 10 inches.

Damn, he's a dirty Porter.

by corn on the scoob November 5, 2018

Porter pottied

To get a blowjob in a weird place

She Porter Pottied me in a church van

by Iamtheking13 July 25, 2016

porter and pincer

made up people, the answer to anything u cant be arsed to answer.

"how did i get a 22% on this test?"
"porter and pincer. they degraded u."

by pooooorterandpincerrrrrrrrrr November 8, 2010

Dalton Porter

Amazing person, with a great personality. Every girl crushes on you and so do gay guys. Has the biggest of all dicks and gives the best kisses.

Dalton Porter was amazing lastnight.

by Massive cok July 1, 2021