Example someone lists statistics but they tell that person that's a straw man argument when it's not hence the Pinocchio's argument
by Meganfan1987 May 8, 2023
Get the the Pinocchio's argumentmug. Shaving eyes into your pubic hair and whenever you have an erection, you accept that you’re lying to yourself and you are actually attracted to the other sex.
by Ye ole cuckler May 6, 2021
Get the Pinocchiomug. When you 69 like Pinocchio and mistake your nose for a hose.
Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"
Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"
I just wanted to do a 69 with Doug but he insisted we Pinocchio 69.
Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.
What a fucking mess!!!
Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.
What a fucking mess!!!
by Crotch pheasant June 22, 2014
Get the pinocchio 69mug. by IHasEars! August 15, 2022
Get the 964 Pinocchiomug. Someone who is in the state of being "basic", or is classified as such, yet longs to be a "hipster." Like Pinocchio longed to be a real boy, these Pinocchio-Hipsters long to be real hipsters. Yet no matter how hard they try, how hard they grunge, or how tight their jeans are... they are doomed to be "basic," forever.
Cate longed to become hipster, but she was basic to the core. Like a giraffe in a duck costume, this Pinocchio Hipster wasn't fooling anyone.
by dontcallmeredscarfranks July 18, 2014
Get the Pinocchio Hipstermug. New York’s newest congress-critter is habitual liar and tub of goo George Santos, who got sketchy cash and an entire cult of republicans behind him. the Portly Pinocchio will likely not finish his term and instead get extradited to Brazil for prosecution.
by Uncle Joosie January 16, 2023
Get the Portly Pinocchiomug. A girl or guy that has a really big nose, either because of genes, or because they lie too much. Other word for them can be: Pino, Pinocone, Pinny, Big Nose, Liar Liar, Big Ass Genes 🤥
Yo Pinocchio help me out?
Yo Pino stop lieing!
Your such a liar, it shows you know?!
Yo Pinny get it reduced when your older a'ite?
Hey Big Nose, what smells?
Yao got big ass genes!
**People we use them against are Bella, Lacey and Miss Wilks
Yo Pino stop lieing!
Your such a liar, it shows you know?!
Yo Pinny get it reduced when your older a'ite?
Hey Big Nose, what smells?
Yao got big ass genes!
**People we use them against are Bella, Lacey and Miss Wilks
by The Real Mr. Hegarty 📖 August 21, 2022
Get the Pinocchiomug.