One Thousand-Eleventy-One

A sexual maneuver where a man and woman are partaking in casual missionary sex, and another man is anally penetrating the man that is currently in the missionary position. A second female then mounts the face of the first female, and gets cunnilingus performed on her.
Bro, did you see that porno where they one thousand-eleventy-oned? It was epic.”
by Krispy Bizkut April 25, 2018
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“THE ONE PIECEEE, THE ONE PIECE IS REAAL”-WhiteMoustacheGuy
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One nonce, one noose

A maxim which states the only appropriate way of deadling with paedophiles
Jim: We need to show sex offenders compassion Steve: No way. One nonce, one noose.
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as eaasy as one plus one

That question was as eaasy as one plus one.
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Busting one in one

To bust one in one...This is the phrase used to describe a highly dangerous sexual manoeuvre which usually involves two people.Firstly, there is extreme stretching of the rectum and sphincter area of one of the two involved. After this initial stretching of the "asshole",the other participant shoves both penis and hand into the gaping hole and proceeds to masterbate excessively inside the rectum tearing the sphincter up horrificly causing a high degree of anal tissue damage. Of course if the stretching of the rectum is big enough more than just one person can bust one in one at the same time...
WILSON- Hey moe, fancy going upstairs stretching my sphincter apart with pliers and busting one in one?

Moe- I thought you'd never ask...PRESENT THEM
by Mr.scrotum October 15, 2006
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One episode number one fan

This mainly applies to television series that have ran for over a year. One episode number one fans are people who see one episode of a popular television show and try to integrate themselves into the fandoms of said show much to the annoyance of actual fans of the show who have been there since day one. They will usually try and strike up a conversation with an actual fan but most fans are not interested in somebody who knows barely anything about the series and will ignore them. This usually leads to them becoming aggressive over not being included in a fandom they know nothing about and will often accuse the fans of gatekeeping.
“Omg I love this show so much! I ship this character and that character!”

Real fan: “dude you’ve only seen one episode, stop acting like you’re a die hard! You are literally one episode number one fan.”
by Millyfnaf June 26, 2021
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