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Michael Jordan

When you poop #2 and jerk off #3 on the toilet at the same time. 23
Yo bro watch the front desk phone for a minute I’m gonna go Michael Jordan in the bathroom.
by Apacho January 2, 2025
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Michael Jordan

President of America england very nice 👍
Also he is Niger
by NIGGERSareSoGAYYY February 3, 2022
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get slam dunked on your head by michael jordan
michael JORDAN BOZO HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
by BUBBLES#100000000000000 March 10, 2023
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Michael Jordan

Guy 1: who's your president?

Some Russian dude: UHHHH MICHAEL JORDAN
by Big_Floppaman December 9, 2021
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