"don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?
psh
whatever
don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi
psh
whatever
don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi
by CoraMunroBoat June 12, 2017
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The act of peeing inside a females mouth subsequently inserting the ballsack inside it, thus submerging the balls in the warm piss.
Note it is optional but strongly recomended that the recipient of the act gargles with the piss giving a hydro-pee massage to the one performing the action.
This practice was pioneered by the famous composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart before a concert for King George III 1764 to calm his nerves before the performance.
Note it is optional but strongly recomended that the recipient of the act gargles with the piss giving a hydro-pee massage to the one performing the action.
This practice was pioneered by the famous composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart before a concert for King George III 1764 to calm his nerves before the performance.
"Dude I just a had a really important job interview but it went very good"
"Oh that's nice man!"
"Yeah my girlfriend gave a good old Mozart Jacuzzi so I wasn't nervous at all."
"Oh that's nice man!"
"Yeah my girlfriend gave a good old Mozart Jacuzzi so I wasn't nervous at all."
by Bando and Hans June 5, 2024
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