Snap Drizzle

Flatulent followed by diarrhea

Dad: Omg open the bathroom door right fucking now
Daughter: omg I like just came in here hold on a min

Dad: Listen I got the mother effing snap drizzle you you don’t open this door right now I’m going right here where you have to walk through to….. GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!
Daughter: jeez ok you don’t have to be so dramatic

by 2%’er February 14, 2022

fa-drizzle

Why Snoop Dog carrys around an umbrella.

Snoop carrys his umbrella fa-drizzle ma-nizzle.

by Haight January 3, 2005

fo' drizzle

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

This umberella is "fo' drizzle".

by ESROTU March 7, 2005

Knuckle Drizzle

What happens when and older Gentleman strokes the cock, and the load doesn't fly off any more.

Bob tried to shoot sally right in her eye, but all he got a was a bit of the knuckle drizzle.

by jersdunz September 20, 2012

Light drizzle

Phrase made popular by cult Soccer AM presenter Sheephead, who does the topless weather, in association with Gravy (Oooh, Northern boys love gravy)

In Scotland there'll be some snow, up north we've got scattered showers, a fine day in the midlands, and down south light drizzle. That's your topless weather

by Bababbaba January 1, 2005

Alaskan drizzle

Pouring rain.

Guy 1: Shit, it's pouring out. This sucks.
Guy 2: Grow some balls. This is only an Alaskan drizzle...wait til you see some real shit.

by hesb October 17, 2008

drizzle-dick

An unenthusiastic ejaculation, when the ejac comes out like a leaky faucet or a runny nose.

"The twentieth time I wacked my weenole it didn't squirt across the foyer.....I just had that drizzle-dick."

by Jethro X December 12, 2005