COBBS scale

Cavernous Openings and Bottomless Buttholes is the scale used to measure the largest of sphincters. It is the named the COBBS scale after the largest anus ever found. It is the top end of the scale. The small side of the scale is Klosed Coccyx and goes up. The measurement starts when the subject starts to leave stainZ in their underwear.

The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.

That gay porn star is so used up they had to use the COBBS scale to measure for a butt plug.

by P. Seudo Nym May 6, 2024

North Cobb High School

A high school in Acworth Georgia thats ran by bitches & tricks.

Friend: “Hey man you going to the football game at North Cobb tonight?”

Response: “Nah. North Cobb High School is for the lames. Aint nothing but glizzy water smokers there & ghetto ass hoes”

by skatebaker79 April 4, 2021

Christopher Cobb

A toxic Pokémon Go player, known to cry when his gyms are beaten.

Christopher Cobb messaged me telling me to go to hell over Pokémon go

by PokemonGoGuy November 1, 2018

Pouring the Cobb

Midwestern reference to intercourse

I was pouring the cobb to Ellie May until she queefed

by Word_Girl143 November 15, 2009

jon cobb

the legend that nails homeruns and smashes hoes out of the park. Jon Cobb is the GOAT and he is a student at Oliver Ames high school.

Jon Cobb hit a dinger in the feast in Long Island

by treva slaya September 15, 2016

Quarter cobb

25% of what you (a man) should have.

How do you expect me to get off on that quarter cobb?

by SirAnto January 18, 2011

spit roast cobb salad toss

A sexual practice whereby two men service a woman at the same time, from different ends,while also each having a woman eating their assholes at the same time of the spit roast.

Faustie and Rob are lucky to have spit roast cobb salad toss’d dushku , jovovich and elizabeth last show

by RobJeremy June 6, 2022