A sloppy cheesecake is when a guy who’s so fat his penis is inverted gets fucked in his inverted dick nub. Then the guy who’s fucking him pulls out and cums in between his legs where his nut cheese grows. After letting the nut and cheese sit and soak into each other he scrapes his dick in the nut-cheese mix and the fat guy sucks it off
by Blinker fluid October 10, 2018

Eating the mixture of semen, feces, and other miscellaneous bodily fluids left over after a gangbang of multiple brazilian men. Best eaten the next day to develop a better crust.
When you are discussing what a Brazilian Cheesecake is with your friends, and your server says, "Oh! my girlfriend loves that!"
by Skytzro May 6, 2019

The act of inserting cheesecake of any kind in to a woman's vagina and eating it out the practice started and was popularized in Telford England.
by shadendays November 15, 2009

by Yaboiskinnypeen June 8, 2021

You know those posters of scantily clad chicks in compromising positions that 15-year-old boys globally have tacked up on their bedroom walls? The ones where the girl is just teasing you, but not letting you see? Bathing suits, usually? Standard softcore crap for adolescents?
Yeah. Cheesecake posters.
Yeah. Cheesecake posters.
"Have you seen all the Kournikova cheesecake posters?"
"My little brother's wall is COVERED in cheesecake."
"My little brother's wall is COVERED in cheesecake."
by triviagame December 23, 2004

joanne g wont fall asleep in the wbi again after waking up with a westbarns cheesecake on her pus!!!
by jamie lugton February 21, 2009

by CaptThomas April 18, 2019
