Food

Food is life. It's the only thing that stops crippling depression and make you happy. Gotta love food.

My day was terrible I'm going to eat some food to make my day better

by XXX06 August 28, 2019

Food

Food is food stuff that you eat, food is good, food is food.

“Mmh, food food is good”- my friend

by Ima floofy cat January 24, 2022

Food

Heaven on Earth

"Hey, you wanna get some food?"
"You mean more heavenly awesomeness? Heck yeah!"

by Mr. Cool777 February 28, 2017

Food

Something that humans eat to keep themselves healthy and to get energy.

Some things that are food are apples, corn, bananas, oranges, fish, chicken, grapes, yogurt, etc.

by on May 22, 2018

food

The meaning of life, apart from sex. It keeps you alive and such. The flavors of good food have a seductive quality that puts the mind at ease and lets you forget about stupid shit, such as your girlfriend being incredibly demanding and on her period. Come on now, what gets you through every day besides a good meal and (especially if you actually cook it) the promise of getting laid?

I gave her food and she gave me a blowjob in return. It was tasty for the both of us!

by MasterDisaster December 30, 2012

Food

Food as in "coochie"

may i please have some "food" ma'am?

by NctFan23 November 6, 2018

food

something you can put in your mouth and chew

I like food

by jaelani January 10, 2020