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Eskimo Oven

Building and igloo then smoking some marijuanas in it, letting the smoke fill the igloo.
Me: "Yo dude, you wanna get high?"
You: "Yeah!.. But it's too cold to smoke outside." :/
Me: "Don't worry man, there's enough snow to make an Eskimo Oven!!"
You: "OMGG Let's get biggity baaaaaaaked!"
by JustYourAverageDick February 8, 2013
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Eskimo Friend

A person who has shagged someone you have shagged.
Hello, current wife. I am ex-wife, your Eskimo Friend.
by Azenath67 May 17, 2018
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Eskimo Parents

When two guys have slept with the same girl at different times and both have impregnated that same girl. The girl does not have to carry the baby to full term for the guys to be Eskimo parents.
Ryan: hey man she looks bored
Sean: lol want me to send her a dick pic
Ryan: you know who that is right? It's hayley
Sean: yeah lol
Ryan: what if you had sex with her
Sean: then we would be eskimo brothers again
Ryan: ...but then like what if you got her pregnant...then what would we be
Sean:......
Ryan:...ESKIMO PARENTS!
by Nayrftowin November 20, 2016
mugGet the Eskimo Parentsmug.

Airtight Eskimo

The act of filling every orifice on a woman with either a dildo formed of ice or a penis just dipped in ice water.
Jennifer's air conditioner was broken yesterday, so I gave her an airtight eskimo to cool her off.
by tipsyjojo May 15, 2017
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Eskimo Tribe

A group of people, all of whom have slept with all other members of the group at some point in time.
Sally has slept with Bob, Johnny, and Suzie.
Bob has slept with Johnny, Suzie and Sally.
Johnny has slept with Suzie, Sally, and Bob.
Suzie has slept with Sally, Bob, and Johnny.
They are all bonded for life as an Eskimo Tribe.
by tyrasanchez January 8, 2015
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australian eskimo

The act of making a woman orgasm using nothing but your nose.

A 'down under' version of an Eskimo kiss
Look at that guys nose, I wouldn't mind him giving me an Australian Eskimo
by mragon April 18, 2016
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Eskimo Envy

When you do not get to sleep with someone, who has been intimate with everyone else in the circle of friends. This can lead to the development of Eskimo Envy, whose other symptoms include a proclivity to eat ice cream and frozen yogurt but deriving no joy from the experience, a general frigidity with that circle of friends, as well as the desire to mail order a Snuggie.
Mark, Kyle and Josh and friends. Amy has slept with Mark and Kyle, but not Josh. Mark and Kyle are now Eskimo brothers, but as Josh has not been allowed into the igloo, he develops Eskimo Envy as a result
by Herr Seifenblasen May 7, 2016
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