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Emo-chandelier

When you hang yourself from a ceiling fan in a dark room for the express purpose of having someone walk into the room and turn on the lights, turning the fan, and swinging your corpse around the room. This would also cause piss and shit to fly everywhere, earning it the nickname, "The grim reaper's paint job."
Person 1: Oh shit, I got an F on my report card!
Person 2: Haha, I guess you better make yourself into an Emo-chandelier!
by cumcake02 March 22, 2017
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bavarian chandelier

A sexual maneuver: performed by a male standing nude over face of partner or preferred target, spinning genitals in a slight circular motion upon ejaculation allowing suspended cum load to contact target whilst completing at least one full rotation otherwise becoming a genitalia ceiling fan.
Nice day at the beach babe, I'll get the stuff out the truck if you want to pick a spot to layout I'll be right there to give you the old Bavarian Chandelier.
by anonymous March 9, 2025
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human chandelier

(Also known as a human ceiling ordainment) People who simp unbelievably hard.
Wes: "Yo I'm finna go simp."
Eric: "Dude you a fucking human chandelier."
by VCsNobody September 10, 2020
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