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Blowfish

A fish in the Tetraodontidae family that lives in the Indian Ocean, and other subtropical bodies of water. This fish contrary to belief does not blow itself up but rather performs mouth congress to passing scuba divers/snorkelers.
I was swimming in the tropics and suddenly a Blowfish started tugging at my swimsuit fly!
by OzzieTrump August 4, 2019
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hoot the blowfish

To play the bagpipes.
The kilted man said to the other kilted man: "I've never told you this, but I would love to hoot the blowfish someday."
by Andreux May 5, 2006
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Alaskan Blowfish

To fart into one's "partner's" mouth, causing their cheeks to inflate and mildly imitate a blowfish. It can possibly be done to someone sleeping.
The First Lady LOVES to give the President an Alaskan Blowfish
by EtymaDrums June 11, 2015
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Arabian Blowfish

It's when you put your balls on a girls eye sockets and then blow a load in her mouth and her cheeks puff out.
"Things got so kinky last night she asked me to give her an Arabian Blowfish
by itzfuzz March 10, 2016
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Blowfish

Susan gave me a blowfish when I ate her ass!
by LBriggs85 March 10, 2018
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Blowfish On A Hook

The act of gripping one’s mouth with two fingers(the hook) while sticking your tongue out while blowing through the vagina(the blowfish) while sticking a thumb in the butt
John was so hot he hit me with the blowfish on a hook and I squirted all over
by DB’s April 15, 2025
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Blowfish

The act of blowfishing is when a couple invites another man into the bedroom for a threesome. The husband then ejaculates into the other man's ass and then proceeds to suck his own semen out and blow it into his wife's vagina in hopes to produce a child. If and only does the wife get pregnant can it be considered a blowfish.
Hey man, want to come over this weekend and blowfish my wife?

Son, you were conceived as a product of the good old blowfish.
by Whitevanroofers May 8, 2024
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