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Being Teddy Bear

Being Teddy Bear means that you are homosexual/ loving femboys/ hating women for no reason.

Teddy Bear is a widely known figure who's notorious for hating on women/ being homosexual, so if your friend says "He's trying to be Teddy so bad" Now you know.
"Did you see how Anne Frank might have been gay?" "Yeah, she's Being Teddy Bear so bad."

"Dude did you hear how Derek hates women because he likes femboys?" "Dude, he's literally Being Teddy Bear." "Who the Fuck is Teddy Bear?" "Make love with me."
by Uncle-Goku February 23, 2024
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Asian Teddy Bear

An asian teddy bear is a young asian kid usually below the age of 12 who is decent at chess and makes you want to kill yourself when you find out you're playing one. They always play incredibly fast and end up in losing positions but never resign. Basically you want to reach over the board and punch them multiple times.
I cant wait to wage a war on the asian teddy bears. they have plagued chess tournaments too long
by FU3GO January 4, 2024
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Teddy-Any, Teddy-Bear, Teddy- Cat, And Teddy-Dog

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Mr. Teddy Bear

That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.
Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
by raeByddeT.rM May 11, 2025
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Tiddy Bear

A rightfully underknown and possibly useless product designed to wrap around your seat belt, cushioning your big tiddies (titties) from any discomfort and, thusly, promoting personal safety for the unjustly buxom and repugnantly obese. This plush apparatus is designed to be inconspicuously disguised as a small teddy bear, when not in use, hence the name.
"My shoulder strap used to pull so tight I could hardly breathe. Now, with the Tiddy Bear, I really enjoy traveling again." (actual quote from a real Tiddy Bear advertisement)
by JoshuaJordan May 11, 2008
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Teddy Bearing

Fingering a man in the fold of his scrotum, where it meets the area between his balls and his anus (aka gooch, grundle or smelly bridge) in a similar action to replacing the stuffing from a frayed teddy bear.
Becky fingerfucked her boyfriend by teddy bearing his scrotum into his body as if she was stuffing the innards back into her beloved cuddle chum.
by Nobbie April 27, 2010
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teddy bears arm

A large lump of excrement,possibly left in the pot overnight,giving it a furry appearence around the edges
i went to perform my morning ablutions and imagine my surprise when i discovered someone had left ateddy bears arm in my toilet.
by Chris Ord August 31, 2006
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