Posh Tarzan

To have a wank with a leopard print condom

‘Oh Barbara, he’s a real animal. Caught him having a posh Tarzan last week’

by anonymous March 15, 2023

Tarzan

Someone who doesn’t let go of their bf/gf till they have another in their hand, as is swinging from vine to vine.

A: "my current girlfriend decided to leave her then-boyfriend for me."
ten months later
A: "my ex-girlfriend left me for some other guy"
B: "She's a tarzan. She doesn’t let go of one vine till she has the other in her hand.

by Traumaform June 26, 2018

Tarzan crust

A combination of semen, period blood, and yeast infection residue. That attaches to ones pubic regiona after sexual intercourse in Flint, Michigan.

Ethans Tarzan crust cut his hand while he tried to masters with his tears.

by Tommy2 Tone March 6, 2024

Tarzan Tits

Prominent pectoral muscles on a man.

I work the fly machine at the gym because I want Tarzan tits like Vin Diesel’s.

by Mic Rofoon July 4, 2022

Tarzan

A fictional character who is better than Sebastian Michalis.

Wow Tarzan is so cool!

by NonBinaryNerd11037 October 12, 2021

Tarzanator

A Tarzanator is a combination of Tarzan and differentiator, and thus is often a fan of each different generational take on the character.

Given that Johnny Weissmuller’s in name only Tarzan was basically the prototype Pikachu in human apeman form, a Tarzanator’s current favourite simply turns out to be the Disney variant who surfs through trees.

by Snapper2001 November 11, 2025

The Tarzan

When you are swinging from hemroid to hemroid while you are eating her ass

Felt like I was on Ninja Warrior as I was doing the Tarzan on her ass

by Kazrat March 18, 2022