Similar to the Louisiana Swamp Ass, your ass gets so sweaty, when you fart you think its a pudding hammock forming but its actually the sweat from your ass sticking to your underwear.
"Man, working construction in the middle of summer sure gives me a bad case of Bullhead Swamp Ass! Itll trick ya!"
by imsoDANKbro November 07, 2009
An overtly extreme case of sweating that results in or produces a vertical line of sweat over the crack of one's ass, typically caused by vigorous exertion. Could also be known as "water on the rear"
At the gym I saw a girl come out of the cardio kick boxing class and she had a severe case of vertical swamp ass. Gross.
by star9shine February 07, 2008
when your ass is already sweaty from physical activity and you have a really moist fart, causing the sweat to turn a sickkish greenish brown like a swamp.
by Honour de balzac October 09, 2008
i asked my girl if she wanted to come over and 6-9. she accepted and soon found she was at swamp-ass drive.
by snaveelyk July 19, 2011
A type of swamp ass attained at work by somebody afflicted with hemorrhoids, after taking a shit (induced by eating hot sausage @ a local carnival) first thing in the morning then working all day in direct sunlight on an 85 degree day, one usually gets diaper rash following this type of swamp ass if not treated right away.
Greg: "What's that smell & why you walkin' so funny?"
Tim: "I got that shitty swamp ass going on today bro my wife is gonna be pissed when I throw these clothes in the hamper!"
Greg: "You need some man-pons my friend.."
Tim: "I got that shitty swamp ass going on today bro my wife is gonna be pissed when I throw these clothes in the hamper!"
Greg: "You need some man-pons my friend.."
by CADAVER1986 August 17, 2011
by Mason Beveridge September 29, 2003
swamp ass epidemic the
by Mr awesome chosen one the 2 October 26, 2011