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Meat Stretcher

A term coined by a pastor during a church sermon that was recorded on video.

1. An individual who initiates in mutual masturbation.

2. A homosexual jerking off another male.

3. A male who masturbates.
“He’s a meat stretcher! He’ll stretch your meat! Hallelujah!”
-An overly passionate pastor
by ISaidWutISaid December 25, 2023
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Shirt Stretcher

Bryce Steinmiller
Holy shit that guy is humongous, he’s a shirt stretcher!

Omg that guy be bryce the way he is a shirt stretcher

I feel bad for that shirt because of that shirt stretcher
by MotoMoto1234566676 May 22, 2024
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Freckle stretcher

Freckle Stretcher (noun)
Slang, vulgar — A term used to describe anything (or anyone) that stretches the anus during anal sex. “Freckle” being a tongue-in-cheek reference to the butthole, and “stretcher”… well, you get the idea. Often used humorously or graphically in adult conversations.
“Damn, that toy’s a real freckle stretcher!”
by Shandeau April 14, 2025
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18 on a stretcher

When it’s been forever since she has responded and you want to get her attention yet confuse her so you say 18 on a stretcher
by Giggitygoo415 January 23, 2021
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Tasmanian rectum stretcher

You shove to spoons into your rectum, then pull the spoons apart stretching your rectum to its limit.
I used the Tasmanian rectum stretcher method on my brother.
by Baldwigguh67 January 22, 2026
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