Dick-Squeezer

a person or object that grabs and enjoys touching penises, dildos, and objects shaped like dicks.

Ian is such a Dick-Squeezer.

by WebstersDictionary2009 May 13, 2009

chicken squeezer

taking something that dont belong to you like road signs

Sam is a damn chicken squeezer he stole them signs.

by robert willy August 17, 2006

Sheep squeezer

one who sqeezes sheep for the purpose of estimataing depth of fleece and extracting fleece oil (widely used in the making of stumpfuckery lubricants such as Chaffaway(tm)

"its nearly shearing time but best send in the sheep squeezer to be sure"

by captain stumpfucker October 16, 2008

Connecticut Squeezer

When she shits out your dick during anal sex.

Dude she just performed the Connecticut squeezer.

by Jenkempoop November 5, 2019

Squeezer

A masturbation technique wherein the erect penis is grasped firmly, rather than the more common stroking method. Often, the force of the clench is varied rhythmically until ejaculation occurs. (Note, this method is not to be conflated with a “titty squeezer,” which does involve a measure of squeezing, but relies on the standard friction based piston procedure.)

Dude she gave me a squeezer, on the couch, with her parents right next to us in the other room.

by Faro Gomez June 17, 2019

easy squeezer

Easy squeezer is an ass that is easily squeezed, round and squishy

That girl had an easy squeezer ass I couldn't control myself

by Easypeelersqueeler November 1, 2017

Gerbil squeezer

A person who is naturally an overly confident pest in every situation when In reality they are actually a loser.

No ones laughing with you everyone’s laughing at you, you fuckin gerbil squeezer

by Cuzzo Papi March 5, 2018