Hoboken Squat Cobbler

When a fully clothed person sits in a pie (or other cake like pastry) and commences to weep like a little girl. Squat Cobblering is usually engaged in by ugly, bald, middle aged men, who usually have some form of what appears to be mild autism. Said mild autism may manifest itself in an childlike, irrational and downright creepy obsession with baseball cards.

Did you see the back of his pants? He either crapped'em, or Hoboken Squat Cobbler'd a chocolate cake.

by Bob Barr 123 August 28, 2016

squatcobler

to sit in pie eroticly and record it

i like squatcobler

by cumsocks September 15, 2023

squatcobbler

to sit on a pie. Then maybe wiggle around in it.

He's an art patron, he's a squatcobbler!

by animezeni September 1, 2016