Slumberjack

Ejaculating in the middle of the night to relax yourself and bring on sleep.

I was wide awake untill I slumberjacked

by Creamy G April 26, 2010

shlumpy

Feeling lethargic and ill groomed. One tends to feel quite "slumpy" when hungover.
A feeling of apathy generally accompanies slumpiness.

"I can't be bothered going out tonight, i feel so shlumpy !"

by Rocket01 September 19, 2008

Slumbering Yak

When a women passes out on the toilet and pukes in her panties.

When Dixon's wife came home late and drunk, he worried how she had gotten grass and mud into her panties, however on closer inspection he realized she had fallen victim to being a slumbering yak

by noxid July 3, 2007

Slum Surfing

The act of driving through a very deprived area in a car worth more than the area itself. Usually to get a rush out of the locals attempting to chase the driver.

"Oh darn it Edwin, I'm fed up of all this champagne - lets go slum surfing for a chuckle"

by Shady Hady January 14, 2009

slumbrella

when one is forced to use a dry-cleaning or trash bag to keep the rain off one's head

"Oh no, it's raining! We are going to get soaked."

"No we won't. Just watch while I turn this plastic bag into a slumbrella!"

by Chieftan201 March 27, 2012

Slumbering Turtle

Unlike a turtle head a 'slumbering turtle' is knowing that you have a poop coming on, but it is not yet as severe.

I've got a slumbering turtle right now, but I might want to get it out before it turns into a turtle head!

by El Guapo Muchacho September 14, 2016

shlumperdumper

A shlumperdumber is an extreamly large cock.

Frank has a shlumperdumper, he is very large!

by Shlumperdumber February 23, 2017