sneeze shy

when a person is too shy to sneeze around others and tends to sneeze by themselves.

emily: "I've never heard you sneeze"
me: "sorry, i'm sneeze shy"

sneeze shy by raddy daddy June 15, 2020

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sneeze stew

verb, to vomit

"Dude, you don't look so good. Is that breakfast burrito staying put? I can pull over if you need to sneeze stew."

sneeze stew by Chorizo Pudding June 14, 2025

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elephant sneeze,sneezing elephant

Slang term used to describe the act of male ejaculation wherein the male`s penis is unable to reach and/or maintain a full erection,but is nonetheless capable of producing a normal,or near normal,ejaculatory episode.During an episode of "elephant sneeze" most men reported reaching normal/near-normal climax(orgasm) in conjunction with their ejaculation.A benign,transient side effect of normal male aging caused in part by decreased testosterone levels.Frequency of male partial erectile ejaculation seems confined to the mastubatory act with most men being symptom free while engaging in intercourse.-- "Elephant Sneeze" is similar to(but different from) the condition referred to as a

semi(sl) or a chubby(sl.) chiefly because both slang terms describe an intermittant phase in the male erection process wherein the penis is neither flacid nor completely turgid.

Example of Elephant Sneeze,Sneezing Elephant in patient`s medical record:Patient presents as normal,healthy 50 yr old white male,moderately obese,appearing alert and in good spirits.SOAP: Subjective:Patient complains of erectile difficulties stating "Doc,my wanger is not getting all the way normal hard.When I pleasure myself it`s the old "ELEPHANT SNEEZE" (sl. ejac. w/partial erection).

"Hey old fart,you only go half mast,I bet! You make the elephant sneeze whenever you beat off!"

elephant sneeze,sneezing elephant by HosMan61 September 24, 2011

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skeezy fo' sheezy

Used to describe a girl who is skeezy beyond doubt; translated more appropriately, she is "skeezy for sure." She is both a skank and sleezy and knows it, but she wants people to think otherwise. However, she is too much of a bimbo to hide her skeez forever. This type of girl typically ranges in age from 21-29 and can be found frequenting bars and clubs. She is a rare breed, because at first glance and upon first talking to her, you may think she is a nice, caring, "girl-next-door" type, but later you may discover something -- such as a tramp stamp or the fact that she has a douce bag boyfriend -- which makes her skeezy fo' sheezy.

Last night at Keagan's my buddy and I thought we met some nice girls, but they turned out to be skeezy fo' sheezy.

skeezy fo' sheezy by MP537 December 14, 2008