slang for jacking off, jerking off, masturbating, or what ever the hell they call it these days...; called this because of the repeated up and down motions
Guy 1 "Last night I was shredding the cheese so much that my hands were covered in that nasty crap that comes out!"
Guy 2 "Why did you jack off so much?"
Guy 1 "What the hell are you talkin' about, crakka?"
Guy 2 "Ohh, I had the wrong impression..."
Guy 1 "Dude, ur such a fagbag, go suck a toe!"
Guy 2 "WTF?"
Guy 1 "Jacking off is illegal, I would never break the law!"
Guy 2 "No its not! Its only illegal on an airplane!"
Guy 1 {guy 1 unzips pants and begins jerkin right in front of him}
Guy 2 "You were callin me the faggot!"
Guy 2 "Why did you jack off so much?"
Guy 1 "What the hell are you talkin' about, crakka?"
Guy 2 "Ohh, I had the wrong impression..."
Guy 1 "Dude, ur such a fagbag, go suck a toe!"
Guy 2 "WTF?"
Guy 1 "Jacking off is illegal, I would never break the law!"
Guy 2 "No its not! Its only illegal on an airplane!"
Guy 1 {guy 1 unzips pants and begins jerkin right in front of him}
Guy 2 "You were callin me the faggot!"
by da_urb@n_l3g3nd March 27, 2010
Get the shredding the cheesemug. to shred the gnar originated in the early days of skateboarding. gnar shredding has become popular for many 'extreme sports' including skiing and snowboarding.
by mrks August 22, 2007
Get the shred the gnarmug. A breakfast cereal made of deliciously toasted wheat fibers, all perfectly weaved into a single bite-sized square.
An iconic symbol of grindxcore, as first proposed by waking the cadaver
An iconic symbol of grindxcore, as first proposed by waking the cadaver
by battletortoise May 12, 2008
Get the shredded wheatmug. by Kinkykankles May 5, 2016
Get the shredding the gnarmug. A word describing the totality of send that a skier displays during the descent of a ski line, including speed of descent, steeze, and fullness of send. It is a quality contained by a skier, typically described as having "too much" or "not enough." See gnar butter for similar phrase.
I totally spreaded the gnar butter on the shred bread when I hucked that cornice with a backie and stomped the mando-air out of the 45 degree couloir.
by the_reverend_69 January 6, 2019
Get the shred breadmug. Shred sauce is a tasty, juicy condiment with a sweet flavor; never sour. Shred sauce is generally available in high altitude regions where snowfall is typically high, in areas known to be frequented by the freakish specie known as the "Skier" (and occasionally the "Snowboarder"), all of whom love to shred the deepest, driest, fluffiest gnar gnar pow pow. These odd ski creatures who enjoy spreading, consuming and bathing in the scrumptious Shred Sauce prefer to do so on Bluebird days, although the most frequent application of Shred Sauce occurs on days of the heaviest of snowfalls, when skiers and riders alike tend to consume or otherwise make use of copious amounts of Shred Sauce after a huge dump of pow.
Bro, we just dumped a shit ton of Shred Sauce all over the mountain today with 2 feet of fluffy pow...epic day, bro, epic!
by Buythecameradude November 9, 2010
Get the Shred Saucemug. Go to google. Type in this word followed by the word lyrics. Yes, it's by Cannibal Corpse. Now, shit your pants.
by dick4brains November 6, 2011
Get the Shredded Humansmug.