Secondhand Mistake

A mistake that you made due to someone else's original mistake. Think of a 3 car crash as an example. If you get rear-ended and then hit the person in front of you, is it really your fault?

This can apply to a multitude of situations including families, relationships, work related incidents, etc.

Originally used in the song "Spilled Milk" by Mack Harrison.

Jeeze dude, I am really getting the first degree over these secondhand mistakes. I feel like I got set up for this malarky.

by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison September 24, 2025

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Secondhand Shade

Disrespect or dislike of a person based entirely on what you've heard about them.

"Yeah, I haven't even met the guy, but I've already got shade for him."

"I've absorbed too much secondhand shade to ever wanna meet her"

by orblah October 9, 2019

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Secondhand weinering

The act of touching your homies weiner and then proceed to preform fingerplay on a girl.

"jokes on you kelsey, I touched Ryans dick before fingering you. You just got a secondhand weinering."

by bbong67 January 18, 2022

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Secondhand Corn

Eating someone's ass after they recently ate corn.

Denton, are you sure you want to eat that ass? You gonna end up with some secondhand corn.

by Pricky Dick July 27, 2019

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secondhand know

(verb) When someone talks about someone else so much, you feel like you know them without ever having met them.

I only secondhand know Tim Curry; I'm a close friend of one of his agents.

by Mallory Alistiar February 28, 2010

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secondhand dip

An instance where somebody packs a lip, then within minutes of taking out the lip, gets with a girl. The girl thus secondhand dipped.

Dean and I were packing when a really hot chick wanted to get with him so he took how the lip and without knowing, the girl totally secondhand dipped.

by Durantula35 February 20, 2011

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