T M S

Typical Man Syndrome. The equivelant PMS for men, where often at certain times of the month they get selfish, rude, and dont want to be nice to their female partner unless it invloves food, sex, football, or tinkering with the car.

Oh he's got the T M S again.

Shutit and take some T M S pills.

Dont wanna be taking him round the clothes shops today..he's got a bad case of T M S

by mr mangobongoladydude February 14, 2008

M&S Wank

A wank focussed on the celebrity Myleene Klass, as seen in a bikini on the posters for UK company Marks and Spencer. (M&S)

J: Ah mate I just had the biggest M&S Wank
T: That's wrong homeslice, she has a baby now

by Calvin J Klein August 3, 2007

S T M F

Abriviation For Shit Turd Mother Fucker. A female gang name in western NewYork containing 6 people. Member names include Lightning, MilkShake, Scarr, Fierce, Poison, Curly Cue. This gang is known for fucking people up. Scarr-Holds down, Lightning-punches Face, Poison-Rib breaker, Fierce-video Recorder, Curly cue-Pulls hair, Milkshake Scratches.

I was walking in the mall and i caught a glimpse of S T M F fucking up Katie Poopey

by STMF dude February 19, 2008

S. I. M. P.

(noun) ;Suckas Interested in Mediocre Pussy, a common phase in that a young man experience. When a Teenage or a Grown man tries to be a nice guy to a girl online or real life in hopes of some Coochie ( intercourse) or female validation. Common actions of a S.I.M.P. involves sacrificing personal relationships and goals such as friends family, money and attention to a women who doesn't love him (ie/Ex.Twitch Thot , e-girl ,THOT,basic bitch etc.). in a Self degrading or embarrassing manner . Having self-respect and developing internal validation and love from within is key from being or becoming a S.IM.P.

Jason: Bro why you donated the rent money to Evie's Twitch Stream she doesn't KNOW You
Brock : Evie Promised Me a kiss if I donate her $500.00

Jason : That's a S. I. M. P. move not cool.

by C0MixZ March 11, 2020

P M S

A triangle strong enough not to break even when you've seemed to hit rock bottom & mess up. A group of friends that will never leave your side & always love you no matter what.

No girl, I will love you always, were P M S.

by Mama Bragz June 28, 2009

Olivia M S

Stupid stinky and is a bum

HAVE YOU SEEN OLIVIA M S SHE IS STINKY AF BO

by Xbox Cuhxz November 25, 2019

j/m/s

just makin sure

You: Aren't you coming 2 the happenin partay 2nite?
Me: duuu..y do u ask??
You: j/m/s

by the one and onlay July 3, 2003