Rishi a man who found a girl on tiktok called Chanel that supports Tottenham who he is now moving too (let’s see how that goes, 0 rizz). Ditched the guy for our business because we can’t imagine how he can attend business meetings etc let alone come goals Wembley. He uses us for our cars because he failed his theory test with a shocking result, inshallah he patterns up. He only likes doing what he likes and doesn’t think about others enjoyments E.g carabao cup game, lounge, goals and man tried setting up Creed lol. What a shameless fuck who’s absolutely dog shit at football, what can you expect from being a boyhood spurs fan.
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Is that what I think it is, oh shit its a rishi, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
what happened to jeff?
he died
how?
The rishis said he wasn't worthy of consisting of atoms, so they turned him into a living hottub for their amusement
Hey what happened to Africa?
The rishis reinstated slavery and use blacks for menial labor, for fun they made the blacks blow up africa
what happened to jeff?
he died
how?
The rishis said he wasn't worthy of consisting of atoms, so they turned him into a living hottub for their amusement
Hey what happened to Africa?
The rishis reinstated slavery and use blacks for menial labor, for fun they made the blacks blow up africa
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