Reverse Burglary

When someone breaks into your house and only leaves you things instead of taking things.
or leaves you things on your front porch etc. without necessarily breaking into your home.

"Hey man, where'd you get that sweet fishing hat?" "I got reverse burgled last week."
or

To the cops: "I'd like to report a reverse burglary please. He left a twelve pack, a five gallon can of gas and a weed wacker" "Damn, last guy who got reverse burgled only got a tomato plant and some dental floss"

by sregoRrM September 17, 2010

The reverse stranger

The opposite of the stranger.

Instead of sitting on your hand until its numb before you masturbate so it feels like you are getting a hand-job from a stranger, sit on your dick until it's numb before you masturbate so it feels like you are giving someone else a hand-job.

George Michael likes to give himself the reverse stranger to practice giving strangers hand-jobs in public restrooms.

by rusty T-bone August 18, 2010

Reverse Boner

The exact opposite of a boner. The premise is that something turns you off so much that your weener goes inside out.

"...dude did you see that documentary about failed breast implants?...that gave me a total reverse boner"

by SooperHans April 27, 2006

Reverse thinspo

What people with eating disorders use to look at to make themselves ‘discusted’ By a person who is very large and to look at the meals they dream of eating

I use her as reverse thinspo to make sure I never end up like that

by UnevenEmily August 1, 2018

reverse asian

A reverse asian is an asian who is bad at school but good at driving.

Yao: Yo did you see me peel out of that driveway man!
Guy: Yeah cool man what did u get on your math test?
Yao: 30%
Guy: HAHA Reverse Asian
Yao: Fuck you!

by Dizza March 24, 2006

Reverse Mermaid

Someone with the upper body of a fish, and the lower half of a broad.

The reverse mermaid is much more key to throw it in than a regular mermaid. The only thing you can do with a normal mermaid is oral or get rubbed out, with a reverse mermaid you can go anal, in the vag, or even in the sloppy fish mouth.

by T-Rav. June 11, 2006

reverse macgyvered

(Verb) To transform a technologically advanced item into something totally worthless, usually through an act of utter stupidity.

Dude, you totally reverse macgyvered my cell phone into a paper weight when you dropped it in the toilet.

by Cyndiloohoo November 8, 2008