Retail car-bomb

Drinking an entire can of Monster, then taking a shot of 5-Hour Energy.

Jon was tired from a long night drinking, so when he got to work, he had himself a retail car-bomb.

by Dart1138 July 15, 2011

Retail

A job that makes you tired 24/7/365 (366 this year) because you have to put on exaggerated smiles all day and be nice to people who aren't very nice to you. You're also on your feet all day. And you don't get paid enough to deal with everything retail throws at you.

Man, working in retail has me tired 24/7/366. Karens have been bugging me all day long. I need a vacation.

by Pialinist July 10, 2024

Retail Thursday

Shopping and spending day for those who get paid on a Wednesday

Got paid time for a good old fashioned retail Thursday

by OldDogg November 3, 2020

Retail

If someone tells a joke and no one laughs, you call it a Retail-Joke or a Retail.

Oh man, that was such a Retail!

by 4.7Zähte September 20, 2022

Retail Ryan

Someone who plays the most recent world of Warcraft expansion and sits in stormwind all day. This is because the game sucks and there is nothing to do

Don’t you ever leave stormwind? Wow you’re such a retail ryan LMAO stay scared?

by Slamhoogin March 23, 2022