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phlegm-thower

Someone who is coughing so hard the mucus they cough up shoots across the room.
What the hell is going on in that room?

I wouldn't go in there - Kathy caught a cold this weekend and she's turned into a phlegm-thower.
by The mad shatter December 3, 2018
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PhlegmBurger

A disgusting burger full of Zak Dobson's phlegm mixed with cheese.
No way you are going to eat that PHLEGMBURGER, you might puke.
by Meoles July 10, 2021
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blas-fuckin-phemy

the ultimate form of blasphemy; complete nonsense. extremely frowned upon
Girl: Qdoba is way better than Chipotle.
Boy: That is blas-fuckin-phemy! Qdoba sucks ass.
by PurdueBound September 26, 2010
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phlebotinum

from whedoesque.org
1) "Flebotinum" or as it's more commonly known "phlebotnum" has sort of turned in a medieval text (if you squint hard enough). But what is this term? Well according to Joss on his commentary for 'The Harvest', it came from David Greenwalt and essentially means "any magical or mystical force or event that arises in the process of inventing the Buffy mythology/or advancing the plot".
2) a word used by Lauryn that causes everyone around her to be confused about the fuck she's talking about. But only because she worships Joss Whedon, and they don't.
1) The phlebotinum in this episode of Buffy was verra sessy because it had to do with Spike.

2)Lauryn: You didn't see the new episode from Tuesday?! The phlebotinum was GENIUS!
by Lauryn! April 11, 2008
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phlegm douche

The act of coughing up and depositing up a large-ish dollop of phlegm in order to lubricate an orifice, usually the vagina or anus. Since mucus is more slippery than plain saliva, it is valued as a sexual lubricant.
That candy-kid raver girl was so totally out of it that I had to give her a phlegm douche just to get it in her butt.
by funkotronic May 6, 2008
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Phemale

A Phenomenal Woman; she is rising up against the patriarchy, defies the mass accepted image of beauty, and inspires awe in her sisters and brothers.
(see Phenomenal Woman by Maya Angelou)
Did you catch that amazing speech on human rights that Lana gave? What a phemale!
by Beani August 29, 2006
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afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad

1) The disgusting, painful, and often blood filled substances secreted by the lungs and bronchial tubes, after the initial ckokeing, gaging, and wheezing, following an overexuberant cock sucker literally inhaleing the male ejaculate into the lungs.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
Did you see that afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad.

You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!
by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009
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