tiktok philosopher

Someone who spends most of his/her time on Tiktok and built a personality out of "philosophy" tiktokers.

Woman: "I am a philosopher. I watched lots of tiktoks and realized that men are bad because-"
Person with common sense: "Shut the fuck up, nigger. Nigga be a tiktok philosopher and shit."

by NiggasCallMeTheDrink June 25, 2024

Like a philosopher in thought

Another way of saying someone is extremely attractive

Oh my god, look at her, she’s so beautiful, like a philosopher in thought

by maxxkawa February 20, 2023

Philosophemo

The combo of philosophic and emo. For people who waste their time wishing life was over.

Person 1: Life's a bitch, then you die...
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you philosophemo bitch!

by akkas August 29, 2009