pessimistic pete

Easily the most negative person in a group of people that are otherwise having a great time. But instead of keeping it to himself, it becomes his mission the fuck the fun up for anybody that looks too happy.

BRO 1: Hey I got these four girls to come back to chill with us at the house!

BRO 2: these girls don't like you bro, they're just gonna smoke your shit up, drink the liquor and leave. I bet at least two of them have the herp, either way this shit is weak don't bring them over I got shit to do at noon tomorrow.

BRO 1: never fails always such a fucking pessimistic pete..

by Cpt.AMERICA August 27, 2010

Willie Pete

A grenade which explodes into a cloud of White Phosphorouse and burns all flammable objects within its blast radus. The name comes from the WP (which stands for White Phosphorous) after the military name, but in Vietnam, soldiers just took the WP and made it Willie Pete. When combined with psycopathic terrorists, Willie Petes makes for tons-o-fun! Just light 'em up and watch 'em burn!

Willie Pete'd! Ow, my burning flesh!

by Th3 1rish D3vil April 15, 2004

un pete

In Argentina, a blowjob.

No me dejes ir así: aunque sea haceme un pete.

Don't leave me this way! At least, make me a blowjob.

by jsg July 12, 2004

turtle pete

a sad boy who likes turtles...a lot

Admirer: "That's a nice turtle tank."

Turtle Pete: "My turtles live in there...it's kawaii."

by jaydawgggg September 08, 2014

Coonie Pete

Slang for a black male. Southern New Jersey

Did you see that Coonie Pete walking down the street in broad daylight?

by joeyjojoshebidoo December 02, 2006

Pete Job

When you get too spicy during a foot job that you miss and the penis goes in between the Big Toe and the toe beside it while yelling "THAT'S A SPICY PETE BALL!"

"My girlfriend tried to give me a Foot Job but it turned into a Pete Job"

by Purple Raccoon January 09, 2023

Pete Roe

Epic folk guitarist, plays with Laura Marling and Mumford & Sons amongst others.

guy #1: Hey dude did you see Pete Roe open for Laura Marling?

guy #2: Hell yeah mate! He was awesome!

by noisemaker_ February 08, 2011