Parkour

Parkour Meaning: Absolute best sport.

If someone does parkour they are the coolest person in a five mile radius. Some how it doesn't get girls.

Unfortunately, if anyone participates in parkour they will be asked to do backflips by random strangers for the rest of there life.

Cool dude: "Yes, I do parkour"

Not as cool dude: "Do a backflip!"

by ilikeparkours November 25, 2022

parkour

(n.) Bar-hopping, but exclusively to rooftop bars.

(v.) To bar-hop, exclusively seeking rooftop bars.

"Dude, Navy Yard in DC is the best place to parkour, hands down."

by swiftpotomac1775 July 4, 2020

parkour nut

A great meme because I'm an idiot and posted a video of me online of me doing stupid things because I thought I was really cool at the time

Nice year 12 jersey, what does it say?
It says parkour nut and it means that when I was 12 I stupidly posted a video of myself on YouTube of me doing parkour that is sooooooooo cringey and I hate myself for it

by Cuntkiller101 May 21, 2017

Paragraph parkour

Going from one topic to an entirely more insane topic in two paragraphs or less

My friend Johnathon went from ranting about an expensive action figure to killing the president so fast, he was doing paragraph parkour.

by TechDeX September 13, 2021

Parkour Harrison

A little boy who looks a lot like jake Paul that has an addiction to jumping from ledge to ledge, climbing buildings and saying it’s “legal”, trying very hard to get free knives on Instagram, and attempting to be hype-beast without paying.

Parkour Harrison died today in London

by Parkour Harrison’s Manager May 30, 2019

parkour reborn

a game made by the roblox developer hudzell

also known as the master of doggy style

"oh man did you see that new game parkour reborn"
"yep. i shoved that grappler so far up my ass bro"
"what"
"huh?"

by WillowTreems April 12, 2024

Parkour

The French martial art of running away.

Spider-Man uses parkour to run away from his problems.

by MR_NOOT23 May 29, 2018