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Pumpkin parkouring

Using the irregular and random placement generation of pumpkins on the surface to complete slightly difficult jumps in an attempt to make them fall and waste time jumping back on top of the pumpkin
He’s pumpkin parkouring
by Minecraft addict July 19, 2023
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Parkour

The "Running Away" "Martial Art" of using the Urban and Built Environments as a playground or gymnasium, with the aim of trying to try to impress other people and that one day might help the individual evade confrontation, should they be chased through the exact location where they practice.

A fast track to blunt force trauma and serious injury from street furniture such as lamp-posts, concrete paving, brick walls; whose design does not include for high impact gymnastics.
"There's a flight of stairs over there? Will I walk down it? Nah. I know Parkour and there's a chick over there! I'll front flip down them and eat the banister, losing my dignity and six teeth in the process. That'll get her attention!"
by RealityCheque84 August 23, 2016
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Parkour Harrison

A little boy who looks a lot like jake Paul that has an addiction to jumping from ledge to ledge, climbing buildings and saying it’s “legal”, trying very hard to get free knives on Instagram, and attempting to be hype-beast without paying.
Parkour Harrison died today in London
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Parkour

The act of yeeting one's meat across the street over several feet.
Holy poggers, Lois, that was some pretty baller parkour!
by Mulberry Aura June 23, 2025
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Parkour

Spider-Man uses parkour to run away from his problems.
by MR_NOOT23 May 29, 2018
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parkour

(n.) Bar-hopping, but exclusively to rooftop bars.

(v.) To bar-hop, exclusively seeking rooftop bars.
"Dude, Navy Yard in DC is the best place to parkour, hands down."
by swiftpotomac1775 July 4, 2020
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Parkour

The act of casually yeeting one's meat across 20 or more feet.
These fences are perfect for practicing parkour!
by Mulberry Aura March 24, 2021
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