When two males or females simultaneously take a crap while in bathroom stalls next to each other. This may include a friendly conversation between said parallel dumpers.
by Whateverdude August 31, 2013
Get the Parallel Dumpmug. Adjective
1. When you and a friend are both having "Sucky" days and are not together to endure the "Suck".
2. Being in the same room or ajacent to another person getting a blow job and climaxing at the same time.
1. When you and a friend are both having "Sucky" days and are not together to endure the "Suck".
2. Being in the same room or ajacent to another person getting a blow job and climaxing at the same time.
1. Person 1: "I just shit my pants in front of everyone at work"
Person 2: "Same dude! This sucks!"
Person 1: "Looks like another day of parallel suckage!"
Person 2: "Seems like it! Brb need to go change."
2. Person 1: "Yo dude you getting dick sucked?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, this is the best head I've had in years!"
Person 1: "Nice!"
Person 2: "Same dude! This sucks!"
Person 1: "Looks like another day of parallel suckage!"
Person 2: "Seems like it! Brb need to go change."
2. Person 1: "Yo dude you getting dick sucked?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, this is the best head I've had in years!"
Person 1: "Nice!"
by SilverTortilla December 1, 2018
Get the Parallel Suckagemug.