original poontang

.see Adam And Eve

Eve was the original hot slut!
8======D

"gotta get me some of that original poontang"

by Colon Power May 23, 2004

a la carte poontang

More or less friends with benefits. Getting sex without being in a relationship.

I don't like relationships, so I just get a la carte poontang from Mel whenever.

by iTeabaglolz October 21, 2010

Poontang orangutan

An ugly whore

Betty is such a poontang orangutan

by Mister Pister May 03, 2011

Baby Monkey Poontang

That of which is the poontang of a baby monkey. Used for sexual misconduct.

I want you swet baby monkey poontang!

by The Creator April 28, 2003

poontang pie in the sky

a girl to hook up with that is pleasant to contemplate but is very unlikely to be realized.

Jordan: yo, I’m takin’ HER home tonight!

bro: her? that’s some serious poontang pie in the sky shit your talking right there!

by November 27, 2022

THAT MAKES MY POONTANG QUIVER!!

Something that makes you happy in the pants, thought not necessarily in a sexual way. Sometimes, though, it IS in a sexual way. Other times it's just because you're happy.

"When I saw him pass, it just make my poontang quiver!" (Sexual)

OR!

"Thank you for those chocolate chip cookies! They made my poontang quiver." (Just plain happy.)

by Marf December 10, 2003

Poontang n.

an insult; referring to someone one has great dislike for.

ex. Jay and Royden are such poontangs!

by AKAB China December 09, 2003