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old man game

When an older person outclasses their (generally) younger opponents in sports with their knowledge of the game to compensate for their diminished athleticism.
Can't believe Uncle Herb scored 40 on us... he's got that old man game for sure.
by delhaen February 12, 2019
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old man in the boat

When the clit is looked at from a side profile. An old man, wearing a cloak, bent over sitting a boat.
As I stared at her pussy from the side, I could almost see the old man in the boat pickup his pole to find that stinky fish.
by Necromantia September 21, 2015
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Old Man Weaver

A creep who rides his bike around Hunterdon County, NJ. Wears a neck brace and helmet.
My friend claimed that Old Man Weaver stopped his bike once and cursed her out.
by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004
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Old man Jenkins

A loyal customer of the Krusty Krab who's out-lived time itself and he's lived in Bikini Bottom for as long as he can remember...
Spongebob: Hi sir, welcome to the Krusty Krab! May I take your order sir?
Old man Jenkins: Uh yes, uh... um... Yes, I'll have a- *dentures fall out* Oh whoopsie heheh, my dentures fell out...
Spongebob: Would you like me to get that for you sir?
by Edgy Cunt #1290219 January 17, 2018
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Old man sand

The layer of fecal sediment that remains at the bottom of the toilet even after multiple flushes . Usually occurs after your dad or grandfather has used the toilet
Dad left his old man sand in the toilet again.
by NachoDad1557 March 21, 2019
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OLD MAN MCDONALD

A man named Mr. Mckague who is a boomer and really big piece of shit he will lecture you for things you haven´t done he sucks cock and is so old he taught Moses in school.
by OOFERBOI^666 December 18, 2019
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old man beer

Cheap macro beers that your old man probably enjoyed drinking back in the day.
Person 1: This fridge is full of cans of Old Style, Hamm's, and Stroh's.

Person 2: You mean old man beer?!
by JustAnotherNeighbor May 8, 2018
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